Are you looking for stickers that convey your emotions while getting a few laughs? Our stickers will make sure the dim witted know who they're messing with! Take a look at our slogans!Stop SuckingHonestly, how hard is it to calculate the pitch on a beveled cantilever hang, Randy?You’re a Special Kind of Stupid, Aren’t You?Remember Dolly? She thought she was testing the speed of the drill press. Turns out she was testing the tensile strength of her forearm.Worked 0 Days Without an AccidentBecause you just can’t train stupid.Warning I Pound EverythingI swear if Bill tells me how the box joint has four key holes again...My Boss Is Like Your Mom - Always Trying to F*ck MeAnd not just on the weekends.Calm Your Tits!Some of us think about the future and plan accordingly. Ted is obviously not one of those people.F***-ing ASeriously. F*** this.If Your Pussy Hurts, Go Home!Put on your big girl pants and get to work!How big are the stickers?These are approximately business card sized decals at 2 inch x 3 inch (5 cm x 7.6 cm).Will these stickers last a long time?Absolutely! Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather resistant vinyl, your decals will definitely stand up for the long haul.What’s in the box?Each order includes eight (8) slogan decals, one (1) American Flag Punisher Skull decal, and one (1) “Screw U” sticker for a total of 10 stickers.Satisfaction Assured for Life!If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!